Paul Heyman has been a wrestling maverick since he founded the late-great ECW. Now, he serves as a pseudo manager for Brock Lesnar, the biggest attraction, and arguably the scariest man, in the sport.
Always outspoken Heyman has always said outrageous, inspiring, and sometimes hilarious things. Here are a few of his most extreme quotes.
“You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure…You cannot achieve success if you FEAR failure.”
“My own children are John Cena fans- which really pisses me off by the way.”
“Why be second best at anything?”
“Christian! His parents had nine months to to think of a name, and the best they came up with was Christian!? My parents had nine months and they didn’t call me Jew!”
“Wrestling is an art form. I don’t worry about those who don’t get it; I worry about satisfying those who do.”
“The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn’t want to work Tuesdays.”
“I got sued more times than Martha Stewart.”
“It’s a reality that, in this world, things don’t always go your way. To cry over things isn’t going to help the situation or improve it. You can only change the system from within. Any true rebel will tell you that. You have to infiltrate the system and demonstrate to those on the outside why a change is needed.”
“Do you know who else is hot? My mom! My Mom’s HOT!!!”
“Brock Lesnar is not here to put smiles on people’s faces. Brock Lesnar is here to shock the WWE Universe and put TEARS in the EYES of CHILDREN!”
“It’s the unbridled passion and the fearlessness to just go into something with reckless abandon that allows you to create something from nothing. That allows you to innovate. That allows you to take things to the extreme.”
“My client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertakers Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania.”
“You can not achieve success without the risk of failure. If you are not afraid to fail, than you have a chance, but you are never going to get there unless you risk it.”
“That’s not a prediction, that’s a spoiler.”
“This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce on the Kennedy compound.”