Dan Bilzerian is one of Instagram’s biggest playboys. He’s got guns, women, cars and a ton of money and it’s regularly on display for his followers. Bilzerian is turning into a pop culture icon though his poker and social media fame. Naturally there are a ton of Dan Bilzerian quotes that pretty much sum up his personality and lifestyle.
“You may not know who Bilzerian but he has been living a charmed life despite having spend three weeks in jail as a teenager when he brought an M16 into his school’s parking lot,” according to Empty Lighthouse.
He has been featured on Rob Dyrdek’s Ridiculousness and also featured on the Howard Stern show. Bilzerian actually said that he started Instagram just so he can meet women and from the looks of his photos, it worked, it really worked. He lives a pretty outlandish lifestyle much of which you can gauge simply from his quotes.
Below are 15 of Dan Bilzerian quotes that gives you a good introduction to the social media star, that is, if you haven’t already come across one of his wild photos on Instagram. If you like random quotes about trips to Las Vegas, being on a private jet and all of the things come with being with random women, you might enjoy these quotes.
“I only f**k 12s, unless I’m drunk, then maybe I f**k a 10.”
“Was bored in LA, told pilots to fire up my Jet, headed to Vegas.”
“You know your gym is owned by a f**king moron if they have a bunch of machines and no squat rack.”
“I need to take my family Christmas picture, message me if you have a rocket launcher I can borrow.”
“Snapchat is for kids and girls who want their life to be a reality show.”
“If I wanna go to Vegas in the middle of the night, then that’s just what I’ll do.”
“Shooting drones, because it’s Sunday and this is America.”