Katt Williams is in the middle of some legal troubles after being arrested for assaulting a pool supply store guy and is also being accused of holding a group of women in Atlanta at gunpoint for recording him with their phones.
But before Katt Williams is more well-known for his criminal activity than his lengthy career in comedy, lets us remember some of the times he was absolutely hilarious.
“Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it’ll be your last headache.”
“America is a bunch o’ bullies. tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.”
“I know 50 done made it cool to get shot, ain’t nothing cool about gettin’ shot. I’ve been shot before, ain’t shit cool about it. When I got shot, ain’t no Music play, ain’t no Bitches come out, Nothin’!”
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Gas is so mother’f***** high. Hot Damn gas. Sh**!! You are not supposed to be at the gas station making life decisions. You just at the pump, ‘Did I eat today?’ ‘I can get no half a tank, I’ve got 3 cigarettes.’
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“So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it’s 138 durin’ the day and 36 at night. A pimp don’t know what to wear, I’m down in the hotel lobby I got on a fur coat, some swimmin trunks, some timberlands and an umbrella ’cause I don’t know what may happen in this raggedy bitch this evening.”
“I think pimp, therefore I am.”
“You messed up my self esteem… Bitch it’s called SELF ESTEEM! It’s the esteem of ya mutha f**** self bitch… How did I f*** up how YOU feel about YOU?”