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20 Hilarious and Inspiring Kevin Hart Quotes

November 11, 2015 By Quotes for Bros

Kevin Hart seems to be one of the biggest names in comedy. From his countless amounts of movies to his stand up specials, Hart has reached comedic fame that most comedians dream about. In celebration of his success we compiled 20 Hilarious and Inspiring Kevin Hart Quotes.

Hart has starred in films alongside Ice Cube, Will Ferrell, Taraji P. Henson and many more. He has continued to surround himself with a number of celebrities and star athletes who he calls his friends and is famous for clowning on some of them as well. Hart is still continuing his climb to the top, no that wasn’t a short joke, but in the meantime, you can check out the 20 Hilarious and Inspiring Kevin Hart Quotes below.

“Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.”

“Well u tell cancer I said I’ma shoot him twice me, by myself, all day, everyday, wakeup, go back to sleep, you wanna go night night ni**a? everybody go night night everybody go night night”

“Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you baby.. Second week: Together forever.. Third week: Single..”

“The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.”

“In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, ‘Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn’t understand what marriage was. I cheated. I was wrong. We couldn’t fix it; it got worse. I stepped away because I didn’t want it to get any worse. You’re the mother of my kids – I don’t want to hate you.'”

“I think if you get kicked in the face you deserved it because that means that you watched the foot come to your face.”

“I DON’T have EX’s! I have Y’s. Like ‘Y the hell did I date you?!’”

“You see, the way my bank account is set up…”

“Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work. I live by that. You grind hard so you can play hard. At the end of the day, you put all the work in, and eventually it’ll pay off. It could be in a year, it could be in 30 years. Eventually, your hard work will pay off.”

“One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That’s how you know it didn’t go as you planned.”

“My baby is weird man… when he get mad, he gets in the oven.”

“YOU GON’ LEARN TODAY!”

“The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We’ve all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we’ve all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that’s a gift – to you and your audience.”

“Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That’s scary as hell because that’s her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.”

“What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you turn up missing?'”

“The sound of the headboard, that’s motivation.”

“You definitely want your kids to understand their heritage, but I don’t want my kids to just focus on being black. They are people. I don’t want them to judge other people or to be judged. I want them to be good people, so good people will treat them accordingly. I preach that to my kids and everything else falls into place.”

“So I’m at the office, I tell this guy…Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn’t, I can’t staple anything.”

“Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst…I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.”

“Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard… things could get messy real fast.”

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