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30 Most Memorable Howard Stern Quotes

January 25, 2016 By Quotes for Bros

Howard Stern is a radio host that changed the game. His Howard 100 SiriusXM radio show has been a constant hit among fans and new listeners for years thanks to his one-of-a-kind method of interviewing celebrities. To celebrate the next step in his career with SiriusXM, we curated the 30 Most Memorable Howard Stern Quotes. hs

Between the Stern Show Wack Packers and the staff members who continue to bring fans entertaining content, Stern’s radio presence has been essentially unmatched. While he often strings fans along towards the end of his contracts with SiriusXM, Stern’s renewal of the his contract in 2015 can with pretty exciting news. Both Stern and SiriusXM are working on a new multimedia aspect to his show. As of right now the Howard 360, however, Stern did say that the name could change.

If there is one thing that fans continue to respect about Stern, it’s his brutal honesty. He really says whatever is on his mind and tends not to care what others think. Stern has become a staple in radio and has featured musical guests, comedians, actors and pretty much almost anyone in the business. You can check out our 30 Most Memorable Howard Stern Quotes below. hs1

“I’ve actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn’t need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.”

“Courage is standing up for what you believe in. There are so many people who aren’t willing to stand up. You’ve got to fight.”

“I’m sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don’t think there’s any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.”

“Murderers go free because this idiot needs a boyfriend?!”hs3

“Until this day, I’ve only discussed this in therapy. I didn’t become a racist because I said, ‘What’s the difference, black or white, since whoever’s in the majority seems to take it out on the other?’.”

“I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.”

“What’s wrong with being naked? I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. I pay my taxes. I’m a good man. I’m a good father – try to be, anyway. I try to do the right things in life.”

“I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.”

“I gotta be honest I thought rap would go away, like, after the beastie boys.”hs4

“It seemed really bad when you were with somebody and you’re not that into them. And you’re saying, ‘OK, I’m done with you,’ and throwing someone out with the garbage. I mean, I don’t know how guys do it. It’s not fair. And sure, for any guy, of course, if no one’s feelings got hurt and you could just f**k everyone, that’s great, but it just doesn’t work that way.”

“I don’t think there’s one thing I’ve ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.”

“And if you really want to tame that region (Iraq), I’ll tell you what can solve the problem: pu**y. Plain and simple. Give ’em strip clubs and whores. Nobody would want to fly a f**king plane into anything. Nobody would want to kill anybody. The problem is, these guys can’t even see a woman’s ankle. You know what? They just want pu**y.”hs6

“You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, … Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.”

“Jimmy Fallon better hope his ratings go down or NBC is gonna replace him.”

“It’s funny that people’s perception of me is that I’m some sort of wild animal when, in fact, I’m interested in interviewing the wild animal because I am so controlled.”

“And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and let someone see the full range of emotions. If you’re going to be strong on the radio, you got to let it all out, even the ugly stuff. And you can’t apologize for it.”

“I’m in a war, a cultural war.”

“Late night television is ready for someone like me… standards have gone to an all-time low.”hs7

“Every hooker from the Philippines looks the same, great body and kinda those funny faces.”

“It’s an addiction to people. I’m a people addict…Sex addiction, people addiction, it’s the same thing. You’re really afraid to be on your own. Listen, how much sex do you really think you need when it comes down to it? It’s not about the sex.”

“I’ve never come into anything successful before. I’ve always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.”

“Really, why am I doing this anymore? It makes me crazy. I hate getting up early in the morning, and I don’t particularly like doing the show.”hs8

“It is pretty shocking that governmental interference into our rights and free speech takes place in the U.S., … It’s hard to reconcile this with the ‘land of the free’ and the ‘home of the brave.'”

“I’m pretty sure if you know what candy crush is you’re a loser.”

“I really feel kind of dumb that I didn’t pick up on the signals. And Artie has even said to me recently that he would be willing to come on the show and explain what happened and stuff, and I don’t even feel strong enough within myself or that I’d be doing the right thing by him, because I don’t want to do the wrong thing for Artie. I just want Artie to stay alive.”hs9

“You’ve got to be a little vicious. You’ve got to be narcissistic. You’ve got to be on fire about your career.”

“Jay [Leno] is insane. He’s not fit to scrub David Letterman’s feet. Yes, I don’t know why he’s beaten David Letterman in the ratings. It’s beyond my comprehension. America must be filled with morons who at night lay in bed — the ones who are watching him. They must be in a coma.”

“My energy level is through the roof and I’m excited about it, … It’s something new and exciting and unique and it allows me to do what I love doing.”hsjk

“I don’t watch documentaries. It’s too much work for me. I like anything with Spider-Man.”

“I get angry with peformers like Rush Limbaugh who are just shills for the Republican Party. I’m not a big listener of his, but would he be a lot more interesting if once in a while he was for something that the Republican Party was against? I thought he had a real opportunity with that whole drug-addiction thing to maybe open up and say, ‘Man, I’m as confused as all of you.’ But, no, he has to keep the persona. He’s an expert. He knows everything It’s boring. You’ve gotta grow. The audience has to feel that growth.”

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