With the latest release of Zoolander 2, the sequel to one of the most defining comedies of the 2000s, we’ve decided to compile 30 movie quotes from the best comedies of the 2000s in honor.
1.That Hansel’s so hot right now- Zoolander (2001)
2. “Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!” –Idiocracy (2006)
3. You should like you’re from London! –Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
4. “I seen’t you pull somebody’s jaw bone off. I seen’t it!” – Pineapple Express (2008)
5. “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”- Dodgeball (2004)
6. “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!”- Dodgeball (2004)
7. “Nothin, just chillin’. Killin’.” –Scary Movie (2000).
8.”Take my strong hand.”- Scary Movie (2001).
9. “Milk was a bad choice.” – Anchorman (2004).
10. “I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells like rich mahogany.” – Anchorman (2004).
11. “No mom, I’m in the living room ten feet away from you. And I’m on the phone.” – Just Friends (2005).
12. “Kelly Clarkson!”- 40 year old Virgin (2005)
13. “If I hear ‘Yamo Be There’ one more time I’m going to Yamo burn this place to the ground.” – 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
14. “I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games.”- Dude Where’s My Car (2000).
15. “What does mine say?” –Dude Where’s My Car (2000)
16. “You scratched my CD.”- The Ringer (2005)
17. “I can count to potato!”- The Ringer (2005).
18. “Plus, it’s not a man purse.” – The Hangover (2009).
19. “Did you die?” –The Hangover (2009)
20. “You got a… dart in your neck.”- Old School (2003).
21. “All I gotta do is say ‘earmuffs’ to him.”- Old School (2003).
22. “He’s not that drunk!” – Beerfest (2006).
23. “Is that bad? Did I break it?” – Grandma’s Boy (2006)
24. “How can he see me?” – Grandma’s Boy (2006)
25. “If you ever leave me, I’ll find you.” – Wedding Crashers (2005).
26. “Did we just become best friends?” – Step Brothers (2008)
27. “Life’s a garden, dig it.” –Joe Dirt (2001)
28. “You got it, Joben.”- I Love you, man (2009)
29. “You’re a crazy b***, hormones!”- Knocked Up (2007)
30. “Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.” – Superbad (2007)
