As the wise Bro Henry Louis Mencken once quoted: “Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.”
Are you living in an anthill?! We hope not. If so get your ass out of there and start living the life of a Bro. To get you started Quotes for Bros will freshen up your mind for the next minutes with the 32 filthiest and dirtiest Quotes of all Time for Bros and their Girls. You dirty minds. Share them with other Bros who will love this and enjoy..
Oh and do not forget rule 26: A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter to another Bro. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.
32 Dirty Quotes for Bros of all kind
1. “Yes I have a dirty mind and you’re on it”
You’re on it, you and I making it out. Or making out..
2. “I cant taste my lips could you do it for me”
There are certain things that we can’t do by ourselves.
3. “Breakfast its the most important meal of the day”
Never EVER EVER skip your breakfast!
4. “I’ll let you play with mine”
Well, it’s just as simple as “Do unto others what you want others do unto you”
5. “A world without women would be a pain in the ass”
A world without women? Certainly is a pain on each guys ass!
6. “Nice pants can i test the zipper”
Well, you can also test what’s behind that zipper!
7. “I don’t care if you have small boobs”
Boobs is still boobs no matter what the size is.
8. “That amazing moment”
9. “Roses are red the grass is green”
I just wanna have fun with you, in my bed.
10. “Men are a lot like infants”
And like infants, they just love to suck it!
11. “I am your one way ticket”
I’m the only who can make you out of your mind.
12. “Go ahead touch it”
And don’t just touch it, feel it.
13. “Your face look better between my legs”
If you want to always look better, always go between my legs.
14. “I wanna do bad things with you”
Bad, naughty, dirty stuffs with you.
15. “I think i could fall madly in bed with you”
Because you’re just too hot to be ignored.
16. “I’d look good on you”
And you look good on me too.
17. “You’re in my inappropriate thoughts”
Talking about inappropriate thoughts, I know you get what I mean.
18. “Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off”
And show me only your birthday suit.
19. “In public you are his princess”
She can only show you her dirty secrets in private, only with you.
20. “I’m in my bed you’re in your bed “
The right place is right here with me, in my bed.
21. “I’ll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet”
You’ll get wet outside and inside.
22. “How did the bed get that wet?”
Because we’re both too hot!
23. “Blow me”
Please? It will about to explode!
24. “Real men don’t wear pink”
And they love it so much!
25. “I enjoy a good spanking”
Sometimes, spanking is fun!
26. “Last night you were unhinged”
Do it over and over again!
27. “Kissing burns calories”
A great daily workout for everyone of us!
28. “I licked it so it’s mine”
Everything that I licked is mine, would you like a lick?
29. “Your lips look so lonely”
My lips are lonely too, they’ll be a great match!
30. “What’s the difference between being HUNGRY and being HORNY?”
Well, it can satisfy both needs!
31. “I want you inside me”
Yes, it’s hot if you’re inside me.
32. “Good sex is like good bridge “
Because hands can manipulate it.
Now keep calm and grab a cold beverage. These 32 Most Dirty Quotes of the internet will definitely bring you a lot of game the next time when you talk to a girl. And remember rule 46: The only time that cockblocking is condoned by the bro code is when the designated cockblocker (aka the bombardier) has viable reasons to stop a bro from hooking up with a girl.
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