Ever said, tweet or post something onto social media and instantly think, “I shouldn’t have said that?” Well, we’re sure a lot of the bad quotes listed below came from people who either instantly regretted it, got a ton of negative coverage from the media or lost a couple of loyal fans over them.
One of of the most famous and often used quotes is “think before you speak.” That’s what is used in all of the arguments against some of the really bad celebrity quotes that are listed below. Of course, people make mistakes but some of them end up being a train-wreck, especially if you are a celebrity. Everything you say can and will be held against you by those who simply won’t forgive and forget. So, some advice for the bros out there, don’t be like one of these celebrities below.
“We’re more popular than Jesus now.” – John Lennon on The Beatles
“The chick on ESPNs First Take is so f**kin hot! … Here’s the scenario I’m using to j**koff to chick on First Take I’m T. Jefferson & she’s my slave. She beats the s**t out of me & runs free.” – Artie Lange tweeted when watching ESPN’s Cari Champion.
“It’s gross and racist. It’s like saying, ‘Oh, you shifty Jew!’ Your argument is, ‘You know, black people, they shoot each other.’” – Ben Affleck
“Slapping the dog s— out of a ‘disrespectful’ woman might save her life.” – Glasses Malone
“If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.” – Jaden Smith
“I love giving the golden shower. I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s, like, so sexy.” – Ricky martin
“Hey @BarackObama… I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.” – Amanda Bynes
“I still love her. But she’s retarded, too.” – Guy Ritchie
“The photos are so… I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can’t handle it. It’s f**ked. I never expected that this would be my life.” – Kristen Stewart v.s. Paparazzi
“The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” – Mel Gibson
“I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn’t let him use the land. That’s what we should be doing. I don’t want to use the word ‘screwed,’ but I screwed him. That’s what we should be doing.” – Donald Trump
“I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that.” – Tila Tequila
“I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can’t understand what the fuck I’m talking about.” – Ozzy Osbourne
“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.'” – Jessica Simpson
“I hate America” – Ariana Grande
“I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.” – Justin bieber
“They misunderestimated me” – George W. Bush
“As hard as I’ve tried, I don’t know how not to be adorable.” – Justin Bieber
“Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let’s get that straight. OK? We don’t do crack. We don’t do that. Crack is whack.” – Whitney Houston
“I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I’ve ever felt to home.” – Kanye West
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
“I thought Europe was a country?” – Kelly Pickler
“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God…. God knows the truth in all of [the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors], and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?” – Heidi Montag
“@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I finally understand why her husband left her for a man- he made a good decision” – Donald Trump
“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?” – Brooke Hogan
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.” – Shia LaBeouf
“I wish I was aloud to use the n word sometimes (in a non racist way of course)” – Skrillex
“Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?” – Paris Hilton
“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.” – David Beckham
“If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I’d turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.” – Kid Rock
“Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved the Titanic. Sad to say” – Jose Conseco
“I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that’s living or breathing is number two.” – Kanye West
“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.” – Dennis Rodman
“Starbucks on 93 and B’Way. Uptight Queen barrista named Jay has an attitude problem.” – Alec Baldwin
“Pandora.. Whoever you are!! Thank You!! I get tweets about you playing my music all the time!!” – Tyrese Gibson