14 Most Annoying Lena Dunham Quotes…For Now

Lena Dunham is without-a-doubt good at what she does- and she does a lot. She’s a writer, producer, actress and director and she’s made a distinct name for herself after the creation of the HBO hit, Girls.

But, despite her many talents, she’s also notorious for being incredibly annoying.

Here are 14 of the most annoying Lena Dunham quotes to date. Consider it a running list, cause there’s probably more to come.

“I’d create my own schedule that served my need to eat a rich snack every five to fifteen minutes.”

“I was sure I had already broken my hymen in high school while crawling over a fence in Brooklyn in pursuit of a cat that didn’t want to be rescued.”

“I’m always afraid that I’m being unprofessional, yet I continue to sign all my e-mails ‘xoxo.'”

“I always thought the saddest feeling in life is when you’re dancing in a really joyful way and then you hit your head on something.”

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“When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it.”  

“I am thinking particularly of a shower I took where the lower half of my body was under the running water and the upper half was laid out on the bath mat, eating a loaf of bread.”

“Let’s do away with pop songs where a girl nods yes when she means no and vice versa, k?”

“The people accusing me of being productive don’t know how hard it is for me to just bend my elbow sometimes.”

“What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.)”

“I quit acting when I was 11 because I was cast as a bouncing ball in Alice in Wonderland.”

“No one wants to see a tattoo on a stomach.”

“I refresh Twitter as thoughtlessly as some twirl their hair.”

“Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not ‘content creator’?”

 “I’m not super thin, but I’m thin, for like, Detroit.”