Analysis hilariously concluded recently that Donald Trump speaks to his voters at a fourth-grade level, (which is actually probably a good thing since he has no intention of investing in public education to make sure people can do better than that).
But despite the lack of depth in his speeches, it’s still confusing to understand what Trump means when he uses some of his favorite vocab words, so we’ve decided to do some analysis of our own.
“Great”
It is almost impossible to determine what “great” means according to Donald Trump. Here are a few things Donald Trump has used the adjective to describe.
America
Trump’s campaign is based around the slogan “Make American Great Again,” but he has time and time again failed to provide a time that America was great.
DACA
Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) is immigration policy that seemingly goes against Trump’s stance that illegal immigrants don’t belong.
DACA allows for the postponement of deportment for illegal immigrants through a two-year work permit. Donald Trump surprised voters when he referred to the law as “great” since it is literally everything he is against
Conclusion: Donald Trump does not know what great means
“Beautiful”
It’s no surprise that Trump appreciates the finer things in life, and he spends a lot of time making sure he’s surrounded by beauty.
Some of the things that Donald Trump has called beautiful:
Rick Santorum’s family
Glad to hear Bella Santorum is recovering. @RickSantorum has a beautiful family.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 30, 2012
His Daughter
“You know who’s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody? And I helped create her. Ivanka. My daughter, Ivanka.
Anything He’s Helped Create
Some of the people Donald Trump does not think are beautiful:
Heidi Klum
“Heidi Klum. Sadly, she’s no longer a 10.”
Arianna Huffington
.@ariannahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision.
Katy Perry
He called Katy Perry “no bargain.”
Conclusion: Donald Trump does not know what beautiful means
“Loser”
According to Donald Trump, these people/entities are losers:
John McCain
Whoopi Goldberg
The Huffington Post
Conclusion: He does not know what the word loser means