Charlie Sheen made a monumental announcement on the Today show. He revealed that he is in fact HIV positive and that he has been on medication for it for quite some time now. Naturally we decided to compile a list of the 25 Outrageous Charlie Sheen Quotes featuring a couple from his Today show interview.
Sheen wanted to put a stop to the harmful rumors that were going around. He says he was diagnosed about 4 years ago. While Sheen says he told many about his status, his ex-girlfriend; former porn star Bree Olson said otherwise. While it seems to be pretty tumultuous for Sheen right now, we decided to display a few of his most outrageous quotes. Check out the 25 Outrageous Charlie Sheen Quotes below.
“I have a responsibility now to better myself and to help a lot of other people and hopefully with what we’re doing today others may come forward and say, ‘Thanks Charlie, thanks for kicking the door open.'”
“I’m here to admit that I am in fact HIV-positive.”
“I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.”
“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
“I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I’m bipolar, aren’t there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, ‘Oh my God, it’s all my mom’s fault!’ Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.”
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“Most of the time, and this includes naps, I’m an F18 bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground. There’s a new sheriff in town and he has an army of assassins.”
“The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.”
“It’s a polygamy story…All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It’s like an organic union of the hearts.”
“They’re trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.”
“If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
“I don’t have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, ‘I can’t process it’ well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?”
“That’s how I roll. And if it’s too gnarly for people, then buh-bye.”
“I’m tired of pretending I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total b**chin’ rock star from Mars. People can’t figure me out. They can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.”
“You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.”
“I’m 0 for 3 with marriage – the scoreboard doesn’t lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.”
“I probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.”
“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people, people who aren’t special, people who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”
“The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children.”
“You come into my house and take my children away … there’s a storm coming – and it’s me.”
“We work for the pope, we murder people. We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people.”
“I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”
“Tiger blood will drip from my veins in my quest. Defeat is not an option. She is an absolute traitor and she must be banished. She will be living under a bridge, toothless and confused.”
“Duh! So, we’re asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?”
“It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”
“I just don’t want to live like I used to. And at some point, I’m going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I’ve got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.”
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