It seems like everywhere you go there is mention of at least one of the Kardashian family members. It’s hard to escape their social media empire and one of the most successful members happens to be Khloe Kardashian. So, to celebrate her wild personality, we bring you 30 Crazy Khloe Kardashian Quotes Proving She Has No Filter.
Khloe Kardashian has over 39.7 million followers on Instagram and another 18 million on Twitter. She has transformed her body and wrote all about it in a book titled, “Strong Looks Better Naked.” She will also be starting her own daytime show called Kocktails With Khloe. Khloe has gone through a lot over the years, especially after her ex-husband Lamar Odom overdosed on a mixture of drugs in 2015.
That being said, Khloe still remains one of the most unfiltered members of the Kardashian family and has said some pretty crazy things over the years. She isn’t the only outspoken Kardashian in the family but she is one of the most notable. Khloe is now dating Houston Rockets shooting guard James Harden while simultaneously staying on top of Odom’s recovery. She’s got a lot on her plate but it seems like she’s handling all of her success pretty well. Check out 30 Crazy Khloe Kardashian Quotes Proving She Has No Filter below.
“You know why she’s the most Googled person? Because she was Googling herself.”
“I was told that if you slept on your side it would stop your period. I’m not sure why, but I believed that for a really long time.”
“I’m Armenian, but I’m very fair and I look white… I would always get such hate about it.”
“Let’s get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?”
“Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.”
“I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples— perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.”
“If I sweat on Oprah, I’m gonna just die.”
“A lot of adults don’t think it’s their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time.”
“Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein. You just need little bolts right here.”
“Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!”
“He’s a douche lord, so I hit him.”
“She’ll thank us all later when she still has a place to live.”
“People make me feel like I have a problem because I haven’t had a kid yet.”
“If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.”
“I just want to s**t on her face!”
“I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a b***h.”
“Your neck doesn’t look like leather anymore!”
“F**k me with a dildo if that’s what you think! Sometimes, a b***t snaps.”
“I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don’t have sex, but would never explain anything.”
“Everyone expects me to be 9 feet tall and weigh 200 pounds when they meet me.”
“Her nickname isn’t Elizabeth Taylor just for the diamonds.”
“I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.”
“Your hair is, like, shorter than a vagina’s bush.”
“Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life?”
“Don’t go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.”
“I always have mini bottles of Unbreakable, the fragrance I did with my husband. I’m Armenian, so I’m oily and always have blotting papers.”
“I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can’t do much better than that.”
“Mom, there is a whore watching your children, basically topless, around your husband. You need to get over here before your husband leaves you for this 12-year-old be-otch.”
“Hi guys! Shake your t*ts! Oh yeah, they jiggle baby!”
“Now I slore it up in public, and that’s the way it should be.”
