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30 Hilarious Deadpool Quotes From Comics and Film

January 7, 2016 By Quotes for Bros

One of the most enigmatic superheroes to ever grace Marvel Comics is getting his own film. That’s right, Deadpool is making its way to theaters. In order to celebrate the release of the Deadpool film, we compiled 30 Hilarious Deadpool Quotes From Comics and Film.

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Deadpool is known as the “merc with a mouth” and he exemplifies the nickname to the point where you just can’t help but laugh at everything that comes out of his mouth. Comic fans were begging for a Deadpool movie and Marvel finally obliged with Ryan Reynolds playing the role of a smart mouth mutant who is arguably one of the most formidable fighters in the universe.

The film will be an origin story for the character and fans will be able to explore just how Wade Wilson was transformed into Deadpool. What’s more interesting about the character is the fact that is one of the more r-rated and uncensored personalities in the universe which means fans can expect their superhero just as his creators intended him.

Despite Marvel being owned by Disney, this is one of those superheroes that would pretty much beat the crap out of Mickey Mouse all while making fun of him in the process. If that sounds like the type of superhero you’d be into check out our 30 Hilarious Deadpool Quotes From Comics and Film below.

“More like the Scarlett Bi… Hey, hey, hey, I didn’t see you there.”dp1

“A-Poc-Key-Lips. I think I found my new favorite word!”

“I didn’t ask to be super, and I’m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a f**king superhero.”

“My common sense is tingling.”

“It reeks like old lady pants in here.”

“Stupid life-stealing homage butthead!”

“I’d sing some Black Sabbath right now, but the bean counter says we spent all our money on writers. What a waste.”

“I’m touching myself tonight.”

“Oh, oh, so they’re letting Robin Hood in, but somehow the Avengers keep losing my phone number. What’s up with that?”

“Oh, hello there! I bet you’re wondering, why the red suit? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed!”

“Daddy needs to express some rage.”dp3

“You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!”

“From the studio that inexplicably sewed his f**king mouth shut the first time, comes… me!”

“Crime’s the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. Hi, Tom!”

“Did someone say chimichanga?”

“In a sec I’m copping a feel.”

“It’s Christmas day, and I’m after someone on my naughty list!”

“You look familiar, did I spin you like a beanie propeller and leave you in a motel room in Dubuque?”dp2

“This is a superhero movie, but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a f**king kebab. Surprise, this is a different kind of superhero story.”

“So I look up, and who is standing over me but Captain America? So he throws his shield at me and I duck and it hits a tank of a viral diarrheic agent. Brother, let me tell you, you haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen Captain America leave the scene of a fight because he’s gotta — and I do mean GOTTA — empty his bowels.”

“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unf**kable.”

“Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex…”

“Sorry, I use humor to deflect my insecurities. Plus, I’m hilarious, so don’t hate.”dp5

“S’matter Buddy? You look a little – what’s the word I’m looking for here – Stupid.’

“You big, chrome c**k-gobbler!”

“Hey, Wolvie, any chance I can provoke you into some pointless bloodshed?”

“Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…”

“That a giant fiberglass weenie or are you just happy to see me?”

“You’re as American as Mom’s apple pie and hand guns.”

“You mean.. I’m losing my uncanny knack to tell the Olsen twins apart?”

 

 

 

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