As the wise Bro Henry Louis Mencken once quoted: “Life without sex might be safer, but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.”
Are you living in an anthill?! We hope not. If so get your ass out of there and start living the life of a Bro. To get you started Quotes for Bros will freshen up your mind for the next minutes with the 32 filthiest, sexiest and dirtiest Quotes of all Time for Bros and their Girls. You dirty sexy minds. Share them with other Bros who will love this and enjoy. Not only will your mind get in going with these sexy quotes, your libido too. Who doesn’t want to drive its partner wild every time and make them want you even more.. We have the solution not only with these dirty sexy quotes, but also with this guide. Read carefully because it is only for a selected few.
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Oh and do not forget rule 26: A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter to another Bro. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.
Also check these senior Bros out that made sure they got laid after people read their (sexy) quote in the yearbook.
Alright, on to the quotes!!! Once you get through these and you still want to see more, check out our other blog posts on this same topic:
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The 32 Dirty Sexy Quotes for Bros of all kind
1. “Yes I have a dirty mind and you’re on it”
You’re on it, you and I making it out. Or making out..
2. “I cant taste my lips could you do it for me”
There are certain things that we can’t do by ourselves. 
3. “Breakfast its the most important meal of the day”
Originally posted by forum.smartcanucks.ca
Never EVER EVER skip your breakfast!
4. “I’ll let you play with mine”
Well, it’s just as simple as “Do unto others what you want others do unto you”
5. “A world without women would be a pain in the ass”
A world without women? Certainly is a pain on each guys ass!
6. “Nice pants can i test the zipper”
Originally posted by forum.smartcanucks.ca
Well, you can also test what’s behind that zipper!
7. “I don’t care if you have small boobs”
Originally posted by Robert Bell
Boobs are still boobs no matter what the size is. Sexy any size.
8. “That amazing moment”
Relieved!
9. “Roses are red the grass is green”
Originally posted by crazyhyena.com
I just wanna have fun with you, in my bed.
10. “Men are a lot like infants”
Originally posted by Scarlet & Silk
And like infants, they just love to suck it!
11. “I am your one way ticket”
Originally posted by the-girl-with-the-mohawk.tumblr.com
I’m the only who can make you out of your mind.
12. “Go ahead touch it”
And don’t just touch it, feel it.
13. “Your face look better between my legs”
Originally posted by notyouraveragesub.tumblr.com
If you want to always look better, always go between my legs.
14. “I wanna do bad things with you”
Bad, naughty, dirty, sexy stuffs with you.
15. “I think I could fall madly in bed with you”
Because you’re just too hot to be ignored.
16. “I’d look good on you”
And you look good on me too.
17. “You’re in my inappropriate thoughts”
Originally posted by imgfave.com
Talking about inappropriate sexy quotes, I know you get what I mean.
18. “Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off”
Originally posted by searchquotes.com
And show me only your birthday suit.
19. “In public you are his princess”
She can only show you her dirty secrets in private, only with you.
20. “I’m in my bed you’re in your bed “
Originally posted by raffa nunyez
The right place is right here with me, in my bed.
21. “I’ll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet”
You’ll get wet outside and inside with these sexy quotes.
22. “How did the bed get that wet?”
Originally posted by gentledom.tumblr.com
Because we’re both too hot!
23. “Blow me”
Please? It’s about to explode!
24. “Real men don’t wear pink”
And they love it so much!
25. “I enjoy a good spanking”
Sometimes, spanking is fun!
26. “Last night you were unhinged”
Do it over and over again!
27. “Kissing burns calories”
From Skateboarding Quotes
A great daily workout for everyone of us!
28. “I licked it so it’s mine”
Everything that I licked is mine, would you like a lick?
29. “Your lips look so lonely”
My lips are lonely too, they’ll be a great match!
30. “What’s the difference between being HUNGRY and being HORNY?”
Well, it can satisfy both needs!
31. “I want you inside me”
Yes, it’s hot if you’re inside me.
32. “Good sex is like good bridge “
Because hands can manipulate it.
If you liked these and want to see more, check out our other blog posts on this same topic:
36 Examples on How to Talk Dirty & Sexy
Now keep calm and grab a cold beverage. These 32 Most Dirty Sexy Quotes of the internet will definitely bring you a lot of game the next time when you talk to a girl. Warning: do not use this for coming Valentines day. These sexy quotes will probably not be appreciated.
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