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The 32 Dirty Sexy Quotes of all Time

June 9, 2015 By Quotes for Bros

As the wise Bro Henry Louis Mencken once quoted: “Life without sex might be safer, but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.”

Are you living in an anthill?! We hope not. If so get your ass out of there and start living the life of a Bro. To get you started Quotes for Bros will freshen up your mind for the next minutes with the 32 filthiest, sexiest and dirtiest Quotes of all Time for Bros and their Girls. You dirty sexy minds. Share them with other Bros who will love this and enjoy. Not only will your mind get in going with these sexy quotes, your libido too. Who doesn’t want to drive its partner wild every time and make them want you even more.. We have the solution not only with these dirty sexy quotes, but also with this guide. Read carefully because it is only for a selected few.

Do you also want to become the master in Dirty Talk to win every girl or guy for you!? Then we recommend getting this eBook on how to talk dirty, sexy & drive your partner wild! Watch the video here and you will be amazed with the results of this course:

Click here To Learn How To Give Your Partner What They’ve ALWAYS Wanted!

Oh and do not forget rule 26: A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter to another Bro. Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is unforgivable.

Also check these senior Bros out that made sure they got laid after people read their (sexy) quote in the yearbook.

Alright, on to the quotes!!!   Once you get through these and you still want to see more, check out our other blog posts on this same topic:

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The 32 Dirty Sexy Quotes for Bros of all kind

1. “Yes I have a dirty mind and you’re on it”

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You’re on it, you and I making it out. Or making out..

2. “I cant taste my lips could you do it for me”

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There are certain things that we can’t do by ourselves. :)

3. “Breakfast its the most important meal of the day”

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Originally posted by forum.smartcanucks.ca

Never EVER EVER skip your breakfast!

4. “I’ll let you play with mine”

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Well, it’s just as simple as “Do unto others what you want others do unto you” :)

5. “A world without women would be a pain in the ass”

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A world without women? Certainly is a pain on each guys ass!

6. “Nice pants can i test the zipper”

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Originally posted by forum.smartcanucks.ca

Well, you can also test what’s behind that zipper!

7. “I don’t care if you have small boobs”

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Originally posted by Robert Bell

Boobs are still boobs no matter what the size is. Sexy any size.

8. “That amazing moment”

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Relieved!

9. “Roses are red the grass is green”

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Originally posted by crazyhyena.com

I just wanna have fun with you, in my bed.

10. “Men are a lot like infants”

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Originally posted by Scarlet & Silk

And like infants, they just love to suck it!

11. “I am your one way ticket”

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Originally posted by the-girl-with-the-mohawk.tumblr.com

I’m the only who can make you out of your mind.

12. “Go ahead touch it”

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And don’t just touch it, feel it.

13. “Your face look better between my legs”

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Originally posted by notyouraveragesub.tumblr.com

If you want to always look better, always go between my legs.

14. “I wanna do bad things with you”

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Bad, naughty, dirty, sexy stuffs with you.

15. “I think I could fall madly in bed with you”

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Because you’re just too hot to be ignored.

16. “I’d look good on you”

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And you look good on me too.

17.  “You’re in my inappropriate thoughts”

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Originally posted by imgfave.com

Talking about inappropriate sexy quotes, I know you get what I mean.

18. “Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off”

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Originally posted by searchquotes.com

And show me only your birthday suit.

19. “In public you are his princess”

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She can only show you her dirty secrets in private, only with you.

20. “I’m in my bed you’re in your bed “

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Originally posted by raffa nunyez

The right place is right here with me, in my bed.

21. “I’ll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet”

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You’ll get wet outside and inside with these sexy quotes.

22. “How did the bed get that wet?”

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Originally posted by gentledom.tumblr.com

Because we’re both too hot!

23. “Blow me”

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Please? It’s about to explode!

24. “Real men don’t wear pink”

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And they love it so much!

25. “I enjoy a good spanking”

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Sometimes, spanking is fun!

26. “Last night you were unhinged”

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Do it over and over again!

27. “Kissing burns calories”

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From Skateboarding Quotes

A great daily workout for everyone of us!

28. “I licked it so it’s mine”

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Everything that I licked is mine, would you like a lick?

29. “Your lips look so lonely”

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My lips are lonely too, they’ll be a great match!

30. “What’s the difference between being HUNGRY and being HORNY?”

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Well, it can satisfy both needs!

31. “I want you inside me”

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Yes, it’s hot if you’re inside me.

32. “Good sex is like good bridge “

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Because hands can manipulate it.

If you liked these and want to see more, check out our other blog posts on this same topic:

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Now keep calm and grab a cold beverage. These 32 Most Dirty Sexy Quotes of the internet will definitely bring you a lot of game the next time when you talk to a girl.  Warning: do not use this for coming Valentines day. These sexy quotes will probably not be appreciated.

Do not forget to check out the home of the original Dirty Talk Handbook, we’ve helped over ten thousand people learn how to talk dirty and we can help you, too!

Click here To Learn How To Give Your Partner What They’ve ALWAYS Wanted!

Do you have your own dirty quotes? Any unbelievably sexy quotes? Feel free to share it with us and we will be happy to feature it and add it up to our list of sexy quotes. Need to get ready for that sexy date? Make sure to get your male hairstyle on point, nose piercing in, your sex quotes ready and your smile on to end up with that promise ringpromise ring around your finger. Still can’t get enough of our quotes for bros? You may also enjoy our 27 Basketball Quotes for Basketball Lovers and quotes from the famous movie character Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow on 19 Jack Sparrow Quotes about Life.

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